Man with freakishly long arms is lingually limited.

Purple monkey dishwasher.

Electrified professor is chagrined to have accidentally played porn for freshman English class.

Becki never got along well with other kids on the playground.

King Mayonnaise overdoes his ardor for a day-old condiment.

...and that's when the Karate Kid learned his girlfriend was kidnapped by aliens.

A bare-assed flatulent turkey waiting for his tea to steep.

A fuzzy little kitten hang-gliding.

Parenting, KKK style.