Some scruffy teenager has declined the ancient and wise turtle's offer of wisdom beyond imagination and power beyond description. Moron.

The Sniper's final vision before passing on was the majesty of Pyroland.

Zombie!pyro is eating Scout's blood. With a spoon. All fancy like.

Uh-oh, Demon!pyro has mastered the Dark Side of the force.

The RED Spy is so hungry that he thinks his arm is a really big hot dog with ketchup after he spilled a bunch of blood on it.

The blu spy is so full of shit. Here, let the red heavy help. yeahhhh

Why indeed.

The Heavy wants to eat Engineer's Itsy Bitsy Spyder. Too bad fatty, shoulda broughta salad.

The Spy has done some embarrassing things to Sniper's corpse. He'll never live it down! ...wait

A spy has just accidentally killed a member of his own team, and is now running from server admins.

The Medic and the Sniper have the fewest alternate weapons in the whole game... Draw something for them to share!

YOU MUST OPEN THE CRATE. GABEN DEMANDS IT