IT almost died by the ?

the earth being taken over by blue aliens with purple arms and green legs with crowns

computer geek stepping outside for the first time after getting his first computer 4 years ago

pothead stoner

crazy Chinese chick

mind fucked

its my fault?!?!?!?!?!

a lonely teenager who doesnt have a social life and masturbates all day to orgasm porn

Black and blue bro... oops I mean red and blue brah

HEY GABE! said the man with a mop on his head

Hmmm what can I do today besides eating re-fried beans outta of a can

Pikachu was in a battle against the notorious B.I.G, but BIG pulled out a glock and shot up pikachu. Now Pikachu is dead with blood all over