You will never be manly as long as women describe you as pretty.

Yellow dragon of DOOOOOM

meme: Y U NO SPANISH?

Staring death in the eyes.

OO GOD OO GOD! RAWRRR

grinding with a skateboard on a bone

Mechanical Engineering.

sad and tired gobblin wearing a suit and tie and slicked back hair

This is the happiest moment in a women's life. The day their face goes upside down.

"I didn't mean to hit you with my pick" cried bird. "...I...am...bleeding" the shocked turkey exclaimed.

Pink, orange, yellow.

Can you fly bobby? hmm... yes