DIFFUSE THE DONUT!

Red&yellow guy wants you to get your ass off doodle or die and do your homework. I DON'T CARE HOW MANY LIKES YOU CAN GET, DO YOUR HOMEWORK.

TODAY'S HEADLINE: LAZY ARTIST CANNOT EVEN DRAW SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK.

TREE IS TOO COOL TO LOOK AT SAD DOG WHOSE RECORD HAS FALLEN TO THE FLOOR

HEARTBREAK

man says a painting is awfully good. when it in fact is definitely not. whoever the fuck drew that painting was on crack or something.

OH SHIT THE ROLLER COASTER BROKE IN HALF. IT'S FINAL DESTINATION ALL OVER AGAIN.

THIS IS MADNESS! MADNESS? THIS. IS . DOODLEORDIE!

'MLP' in black letters with an annoyed face at the bottom. i know your pain, little face guy.

man aims a rifle at a croquet ball because it's a stupid fucking ball

I AM THE LORAX. I SPEAK FOR THE TREES!

I don't know. (Question was:why would you do that to such a cute hat?)