Spiderman saving a woman stuck on a web with his penis.

Bitches and hoes eating some fish and chips.

Fat boy grieves the loss of his gentleman pet octopus.

Ramen noodles in a bowl that says "shaz"

Dora the explorer is kawaii.

Hot dog was killed by the pink swastika lasers.

A man in boxers, with no upper half of a body, wants a boxer(dog).

Shaq is about to get is penis cut off by a ghost with a chainsaw.

Government won't let two men love each other.

Four legged, red spider tries to put on jeans while it wears a halo.

Buttered toast is indifferent.

Upset person growing a tree out of their head.