some fat naked nerd motherfucker is burning books

The sun is pissed at this stupid motherfucker running over some dude and flies away (good luck drawing this)

Surgery prank gone sexual

What is love

Doodle or Die

Guy beaten up in a recent fight (great drawing)

Cat with whale teeth swimming

A sausage telling you that you're a hat

NO (ignore this extra text pls)

Sad motherfucker dropped his box of security

Doodle or Die

Prisoner with broken leg

this white motherfucker looking at a slut's pussy

This lorax lookin person is old as fuck and behind bars (he drew a frown on the wall)

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