fat black man goes to mcdonalds

shrek is sad at his own shit

How the fuck do I plug in my toaster

a cigarette in a pool of blood

happy star with wings gets a golden shower

where the fuck are my hard-boiled eggs

TRIX IS FOR FUCKING KIDS

Sex on top of Barney's corpse

Shrek is not love or life, which is a blatant lie.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

My shit is at 364.7K and is therefore hot shit

Super Luigi Bros but even shittier