crying old man
youtube's crappy streaming service.
Fat Merilyn Manson dancing on a fireman pole, while chomping on some nuggets, because he loves them.
Butthurt iSheep making love to an actual sheep.
Most likely that is sex, but my parents, which are beside me, say that the author should stab himself.
Sobbing lady, who just found out that the discount wasn't for the Twinkies after all.