A wooden projectile hath pierced mine knee, I can no longer go forth on adventures.

a man taking advantage of portals to eat his own fecal matter in the midst of its production.

jesus leering down from heaven at humilated man thrusting pickles down his throat while rubbing his ear.

an exhausted man's last words are "just... one.. bite" as he struggles to overcome the glass cage surrounding a delicious looking cake.

Lak-tor, hero of the turtle clan, faces his destiny on the technicolor planet of Zorplon 5.

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Your ship's AI interface is not amused by your illogical orders but obeys them anyways.

Gerald from Hey Arnold gets super high after his haircut.

With a traffic cone stuffed into his mouth and rakes jammed into his torso, a Mohawk Indian lays in a red crop circle until he finally dies.

girl with sewed on face

TREE O'CLOCK

earthworms sharing a tender a moment

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