"Why-a you upside-a down, pac-a-man ghost?"

Broccoli falls to earth so fast from the black, starry void that it trails blue and white flame through the invisible atmosphere. What.

I refuse to read 50 Shades of Yellow. Somewhere between Mustardseed and Goldenrod, nightmares lurk.

Loki has the magic pencil

Donkey Kong, what happened to your EYES!?

Angry horseshoe attacks pink fireworks!

Penguin tried to summon demon at the Crossroads, but it didn't show up. Maybe it's hiding behind the bush?

...why did Sonic have a lovechild with the Things from Dr. Seuss? It hurts my brain.

The king is invisible, except for his green shoes.

THE CUBE OF EYE IS SUMMONED FROM THE VOID. ALL HAIL ITS UNHOLY TENTACLES OF WRATH. A L L. H A I L.

Heart-faced bara

Brigadier S. Weasel experiences emotion for the first time in decades as he lays on the cold hard ground. Fear. It brings tears to his eyes.