An elf waiting at the bus stop because he's sick of working for that fat bastard, Santa.

Someone with terrible taste in television shows.

toothpaste + orange juice = spawn of Satan.

UH EE UH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG

Peter Griffen punching the chicken man.

Pen X Pencil OTP.

You're terrible at drawing, and you should feel bad.

What you have slayed for tonight's dinner.

THAT'S TERRIBLE, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.

A burger sits atop an iceberg.

A contraption that produces green spaghetti. It's called the F.A.R.T.: Frigmatic Aperture Randomizing Tartizer.

Some kind of horrible mess.