forever alone guy on the beach

stupid college textbooks omg

New Chain

An old man riding a unicycle.

Jamal's gay pink room

A man named Ace wearing a rainbow shirt and sitting on a giant rat.

Always a green, faceless man.

Domino tells toaster that it's not cool, man. toast is unresponsive.

Someone's dick hurts. They're very confused.

Mad scientist with girly pink boots pushing the self-destruct button.

blue bird having a bad hair day

A bleeding pig

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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