A hotdog sacrifices a babby elephant to the local gravedigger wurm abomination.

Superman leaps into action- but he forgot to put on his suit under his clothes this morning! Now everyone knows he wears ladies' underwear!

Doodle or Die

The evolution of man

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A guy chooses an old-school size-of-a-filing-cabinet computer that's winking at him skeezily

A bird tells some pallbearers to stop that shit. They are understandably annoyed.

A fuckin techno-wizard gets blasted to ash by his incredible purple techno-bubble powers!

A lady embarrassed about walking into the Tampon Fuck You shop

Hey. Hey. No Homestuck.

New Chain

An artistic interpretation of a Higgs Boson.

a fart watches some children from beneath a tree, thinking "Soon..."

Doodle or Die

What the.. Its like a moe face coming out the top of of a tank, and a creepy evil guy with red eyes behind it?

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