Goblins like to rob banks

A penis hovers close to the light switch.

Spidey is unsure as too what you want from him?

Bioware's new game featuring male ladders

After years of experiments doctors where finally able to create the most deadly creature known to man kind. The BeeDog.

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Enough of these snakes!

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This dose. It must be taken

A jewish man has children hostage in a bath tub, reminding them of the game.

The Power Rangers beating up an innocent child. WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU YOU BASTARDS.

Michelle <3

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Erm doc, what do i need?

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NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

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