You know, personal hygiene is nice and all, but I'd love it if there wasn't a blooming great big snake in the mirror. Hey, why can't I move?
Snape found Hermione's hair conditioner from the Yule Ball. His excitement is overwhelming.
Duncan sets fire to a cake. He's a monster. A cute, happy little monster. That cake sure looked delicious.
An angry green pepper summons a mighty hand of doom from Hell. The hand slaps a bald lunatic across the cheek with its AWESOME POWERS.
...of times where, as a little baby bunny, he would frolic in the meadows, pick daisies and devour pink dinosaurs - wait, what?!
And then a peculiar creature jumped out of the puddle, a dazzling grin attached to its face and tiny eyes leering out like coals in a fire.
In a world swarming with carnivorous Jaffa Cakes, one man and his dwarf will embark on a journey that will change and/or destroy the world.
The Ravenclaw eagle is quite enthused. It probably found a book or something. Heck yeah, books!
Ratdad, nooooo!
Lewis is a fan of keeping cool. With a fan. It's a pun.
Duncan has found Lewis' stash of fanfiction involving him and...oh...oh my...that isn't suitable at all! Um. Involving him and...toast. Yes.
Ridgedog has had enough ofthe Yogscast's shenanigans, and so he gallivants about spreading joy and cheer. With an axe.