Doodle or Die

A man wakes up from a coma and says, "What'd I miss?!" His friends don't have the heart to tell him that he has sprouted an extra two arms.

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squatting slav in an adidas tracksuit

Transvestite cowboy gazes seductively at you

Hitler finds happiness in a dandelion

Michael Jackson performs a solo dance in the wilderness as he watches a coat-shaped spacecraft fall from the sky

Sith Jesus uses force lightning while nailed to a cross

Robot pirate cop shoots ninja star at fleeing jewish midget

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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