Issat starch pants walkin' about like Jagger on a Tuesday morning?

Sollux,Aradia,Vriska,Dirk,Caliborn,And Karkat

You all win

Dave Striderswag

AC: *AC sees her meowrail from afar*

Dave Strider

DirkXJake

Kanaya Maryam

Terezi in the shadows

Caliborn: Be Cute

Homestuck

Read a book