'NO HOW ABOUT /I/ CHECK THE MAIL. WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? WOULD YOU LIKE ME STICKING MY HAND INSIDE YOU AND TAKING OUT PAPERS?'

this cookie is crying at the lack of booty

dad egbert desperately needs help

yer a wizard ducky

what do you call a dead brother? Dave Strider's.

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A nice Rose telling you how you of his sexual adventures

OBAMA WON.

LEMONGRAB SAYS ITS UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

woah slow down satan

Equius and Nepeta are dead

"AH! I GOT POOP IN MY EYE!