He's sexy and he gave me cancer. I, uh, that's unfortunate.

Doctor Who and his TARDIS. I don't watch Dr Who so I don't know which doctor, but he has a fez.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-chainbreaker!

Cheetoshairman has a red butt growing out of his skull in addition to his face.

Orange lips telling me I look fine. Thank you, lips.

DirkxJake, a ship that has been sunk by Hussie which MAKES ALL OF YOU BLASPHEMERS AND HERETICS, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN THEM

A yo-yo is wrapped around Tigger's tail

Terezi after having grown an extra eyebrow

It is not the Krusty Crab. It is, in fact, Patrick.

a giant buff guy sitting in a chair with saggy spike moobs

A seahorse blows bubbles and is also derped

A red squid head explodes above a fishbowl containing pink coral and one goldfish. The goldfish blames NASA