And so the Golden God rides into the sunset upon his trusty mule, he is never to be seen again...

Vodka. It's literally just vodka.

A tree that has an erection at the sight of a chicken...

It seems to be a Tower, a telescope on one side with three rows of Golden orbs decorating the outside.

A lonely individual wondering, what it is they are feeling whilst watching something on the computer

Homestuck under a rock?

A giraffe has a bow on it's tale.

Karkat

Y o l o

Kanaya has to go fast

A Taxi Cat

SAR (?) getting head