Don't do that on my e-book version of the bible! That's gross!

I am a dignified kidney bean, and good day to you sir.

a ninja turtle dancing to hardcore music.

Vacuum mouth lols about

Don't leave me Whale! I love you so!

A half black clock says it's time to go home.

The birds and the bees and the worms float about.

Gay T.V. at the disco! Fabulous!

The moon is reflecting on the water.

NO with the "O" underlined.

A vampire lady with the measles has huge boobs and a tiny waste. And big hair.

The inkblot is PISSED.