Terrorists hijack a bathtub and ram it into the world trade center. Soap can't melt steel beams.

Albino cactus reads Hamlet

A cancer patient having writer's block

A turtle and a bird have a baby

Young child pulled all of his teeth out and replaced them with jelly beans

a dude with mice eating his hands with the princess in another castle.

A sexy "H"

A ginger sandslash

dragon ball z character with a sunburnt leg chucks an apple out the window.

Pikachu escaping from prison

Napolian Dynamite shooting wolverines

A man in black is sitting on his lazyboy while he waits for his pet plant to do it's business on the carpet.