An angry green beaver with a single eyebrow and a $ sign on his back is ready to kiss a paler green beaver with a derpface and a maple leaf.

Pink slime wants to be friends with red-headed little boy. Said boy accepts - sure thing, pal!

White witch with gray outline with no hair and a beard is holding a guitar.18-inch left hand, fading right hand. 2 yellow flowers on chest.

Mario Mario with round eyes asks a green sea turtle with serious eyes to take his right shoe.

A freaking whale on the beach and it's dead. (Dead: adjective. Having lost life; no longer alive.)

He doesn't know who he is. He thinks it's a Seadra. (you know the Pokémon)

Little girl says to her dad she's old enough to date a 34 years old.

Darth Vader looks at a board while there's a fireball incoming at him. He's at a tennis court and has his lightsaber.

RANDOM COLORS, WIIIIIIIIIIII

A tall leprechaun shot a big anthropomorphic pig in the stomach. There's a hole 50x as big as the bullet in the pig's body.

A man scared of two angry eyes suspended on a coat rack.

A green Ditto saying me rri Ca.

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