Napstablook depressedly rocks out.

A dog with an exquisite mustache.

A man is late for his door race.

A nearly-naked wrestler performs a beatdown on a goblin holding cauliflower.

A banana smiles into your soul.

In a freak accident, Godzilla merged with King Kong and this abomination (christened Kingzilla or Godkong) is rampaging in New York!

A man with a five o' clock shadow honks at you. He looks very serious.

Big honking lips.

A simoleon.

Jeremy says, "I'm sorry, but I don't love you."

An extraordinarily fat man is a vegan and will tell you that immediately.

A puppet show! Except all the puppets are dead.