Mustache cash stash

Man has no idea

Seal tries to be cupid. Seals should not be cupid.

Beyond two souls

Looks like my maths homework

Vintagebeef

A turd in a trashy bikini trying to act sexy but failing greatly due to the fact that it's a turd.

Pink car, smoke coming from the exhaust pipe

Naked man's bush scares a guy with a handbag

How about no..

A purple flamingo

Princess Zelda