I trust you on this one, but I'm probably going to look anyways.

Totem pole with strange white horns.

Goblin thinks she/he/it is ugly.

Girl admires dat turtle ass.

No Pet Rock! Not on the carpet!

Happy Mask Salesman laughs at dead stickman.

German thing eats a sad voltorb.

Who has two thumbs and says "you know it"? This guy.

"Emoticon" can't handle this #swag.

Grey fish say "BAA"