A black Kirby harnessed the power to levitate toasters

FROGGER FOUND THE DRUGS AGAIN

looks like karkat and john were a little bust last night making something

I LOVE YOU CALLIOPE

the cupcake kind has forbid the ice cream of flaming power to enter his kingdom ever again.

john never leaves his computer, so when he ventures outside, he blames everything on the sun.

suddenly, and against all probability, a elephant whale with wings had been called into existence several miles above the ground.

the world has been invaded by obese trolls

Lenny face wink wonk

a hiddlesraptor claims a rock with its lower appendages wow those are really low appendages

voldemort wants the boody

FUCKING FIRESTAR HAS DISCOVERED DEATH BERRIES