Today on "Super Jump Guy" an orange dinosaur flips you off.

Mjolnir's cousin Myonmyr trying to find "he who is thrifty"

Pink Floyd's #1 fan hates pink Floyd ironically

The sun is pooping into the happy ocean

Luke lures Vader into his carefully orchestrated alligator trap.

Your mom's cupid tramp stamp

She slapped the glasses off his face and the wine out of his hands in one motion

Soft serve chocolate ice cream snow man with a posse of flies

Rhianna's words get harder to understand as the stroke sets in

Snowman god vomits up the world

Garfield got the stripes licked off of him and a bite out of his butt

Hipster takes selfie in the park with balls hanging out of his kilt.