A masked man forces the planet earth to sign a 10 year lease.

The blue cup of tea is a lie

A human boom box, it's that thing where you carry a midget on your shoulders and it makes beat box noises.

A simple cup of moon please

A MOTHERFUCKING HIPPOOOOOOOO

OH YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH RAISIN

red flower. two times. wearing diapers.

TOO MANY T REX ON THE WEBSITE YO. 696969696969696969696969

a complainer

The Michelin man has a new sponsorship slogan

rock face declines to comment

someone with zero imagination.

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