a hairy bowling ball landed in the fruit bowl!

Fuck the Simpsons.

where did the tits go

Draw the world's saddest pumpkin

donald trump, wearing giant boots, belches out birds on a sea of poop

this waffle is SO. SAD.

man holds entire earth ransom for the affections of one lady

this tree is mad

Abe Lincoln and the Blue Man Group

a chicken with badgers for feet

mario and toad

giraffe lotion