A gryphon flees the scene of the crime.

A pink wizard conjures thunder with his hands.

A man is engulfed in a literal shitstorm.

Pirate salmon.

A ghost has a massive tumor growing on her cheek.

Pontius Pilate

Lost in space, I guess? but if that movie was about a journey on foot. And space was purple.

Bacteria colonies growing on a petri dish

The coolest kid in town.

Political-Correctness , or Giraffes-Hunting- Ostriches. Also, green apples are synonymous with feces.

A Japanese businessman from the pillow design sector tests a new prototype.

Confuse-a-Cat.