A war of rabbits.

Super Carrot: "Come at me, bro!"

A lethargic bean is skateboarding.

Justin Beiber sells his soul to the Devil to acquire demonic powers.

Dog Sense-- tingling!

Wheelchair-bound amputee ninja-bear abuses its ninja-bear children.

Doodle-Knight to the rescue!

All eyes on you.

The happiest booger ever!

Unlock the new you!

FFVII rewrite: Sephiroth doesn't actually kill Aerith, he misses her and pancakes on the ground next to her.

Fight Club.