Terribly sorry, I haven't the slightest clue as to what a "sperg" is. :( I give permission for the next person to draw what they please.

write a gibberish paragraph in terrible cursive to give the next description-writer a hard time

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Closeup of john's god-tier shirt.

An elephant with five legs from above; he is about to die in a forest fire.

A cubist telephone. Think picasso's line drawings.

OH WOW THAT CARROT IS ENORMOUS AND IT IS ALSO FALLING ON ME

SCP-______-J

mincref.exe

vomiting alphabet soup on a beautiful sunny day

All the spare chargers in the tech office are gone because it people forget theirs all the time. ALL THE TIME.

The sequel to the popular game Slender has a built-in option to "flame" Pewdiepie. It appears that this option involves actual fire.