A man in a pink cloud shrugs

Two Spidermans simultaneously ask each other "What?"

How to Slap a Bitch, by Aaron A. Aardvark. It's a hard cover.

A green man is attacked by a five legged octopus

8=D and the Norse symbol for Thor's hammers

Somebody has levelled up in a game on a laptop. The level they are now is the one that the starter Pokemon reach their third form at.

Timone and Pumba

It's a turnip

A very lazily drawn giraffe

The aflak duck

Dead rainbows

Ron Paul loves cock, evidently