Archer, of the show Archer, is showing off his Tactical Turtle Neck at a limbo contest.

It's a nasty patty. Better hope the health inspector doesn't eat it.

The dangers of getting high on life while getting high on pot at the same time. A trampoline is in the mix, so you're getting like, high.

Hey there ya little shits, Face here, tellin ya that my wife's a bitch and now it's time fer Blue's Clues. Fuck.

Fart powered jet-pack and steam powered tap dancing.

Bacon and eggs, for half price. How could he resist such an offer. He really needed something to munch. Cheeseburger please do not be angry.

Ha ha, I know how to get revenge on the cat. C4 on this cat toy....here kitty kitty kitty... John was unaware, the cat was trained for this.

Ceelo chillin' in his spa. He knows what the ladies like. Fuck yoooooou!

Stop right there criminal scum! You have violated the law!

Holy shit, the Lost Vikings! That game was awesome, those three lost vikings in space, who had a shield, a helmet, and a sword that glides.

New Chain

I would love to see your favorite starter Pokemon portraying Romeo, and your least favorite starter Pokemon portraying Juliet.

A rainbow Haluluyaa. I'm pretty sure that's not how you spell it though. I'm just writing what's on the drawing. It's not really a drawing.

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