the dapper waffle man is weary of his lengthy to-do list

a dead cat was killed by a bottle of whiskey and the only one at the crime was a frog who claims innocence

Tahno does not enjoy amons puns

I throw my hands up in the air some times, saying ay-oh, Galileo~

ಠ_ಠ The description is too short? How about your dick is too short?

YES HOMESTUCK

black strip, then a white strip with a balck and gold eagle lookin' thing then another black strip

theres this blue face with yellow shades and a pink nose/mouth grey crazy hair and a sky blue lightening bolt body

a moose and an eagle in a loving embrace

a giant ruby, saying 'fuck you'

If gingers had souls what would they look like?

ICARUS DIED