Johnny Bravo's friend died of AIDS at the age of 19 :(

Doodle or Die

A wizard on a cliff casts a spell over a house in the middle of the desert. The house catches fire.

When you're having a sexy bathtub time with your new girlfriend... and you find out she has a hand.

orz thinks of a hamburger

Armless squirrel smokes a cigar and gets totally stoned

New Chain

Mad scientist finally synthesizes... dihydrogen monoxide.

a tiny white light in a world of darkness

Space eggplant will take over the world

New Chain

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father...

Saint Mu

two sheep

In 2018, death penalty by hanging or burning at the stake is restored. The executioner may also whip you with his finger, at his discretion.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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