After an exhaustive 5billion dollar construction project, the people have Earth have constructed the world's largest and most pointless flag

uh, rude!

Dad cries in the dark in his motel room, after being dumped and replaced by Dinkleberg.

Occasionally, stick figures are drawn so poorly that they gain consciousnesses just to question their existence.

Lames Bond, the world's worst secret agent uses his cactus disguise for his surveillance of the New Mexican desert. He learns nothing.

Captain Picard is hit by an energy beam which distorts his brain and temporarily makes him retarded