VEGETA! It's time we settle this. Now, we figh - NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z

DON'T WORRY BRO, I GOT THIS. A MASSIVE (AND I MEAN FUCKING *MASSIVE*) TURTLE LEAPS (DON'T WANT NO CRAWLIN' SHIT) ONTO NYC, DESTROYING IT

WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN

I'm just saying, how did humans get access to hydrogen?

Starmie with a badass level of AT LEAST 8

The grave of Kim Jong Il, with a twisted plus sign.

Dog urine fart

Playing battleship with a pirate ghost (not a ghost pirate, there's an important difference)

Whaddaya know, it's 9PM here too.

Jetplane

A poor excuse for a game

Chinese man.