A hoagie with only pickles in it.

No hous in this toilet?

When they ask you what you saw, say it was green. And black. And angry.

my bleach-blonde snake of an ex girlfriend got all dressed up like a whore because she was "ssso hungry."

Something that looks like a yam with a face is singing.

Look at that blue mountain. Wanna climb that mountain.

Child recites his ABCs while wearing HUGE MILITARY BOOTS.

My little pony has two old-fashion tv receivers on it's back so alas, I cannot ride it.

Three jugs of triple X whisky

A blue man shouts at a red woman, while a Yellow cat smiles on in acknowlegement.

Octopuss

I can see myself in the mirror, BUT NOT MY FACE?!?!