It's the middle of the night. Far off into the distance, the once great metropolis is burning. Can you hear them screaming?
chewy ropes of beef jerky
Jong goes to the supermarket
angry young-old asian woman
Death, threatened and worried by the sun's intense rays, retreats to his stone cabin.
Man pisses into fishes mouth, while his son and the sun scram and stare in disbelief.
A train ride to hell
the sun is an old man
Show me what you got
I'm not a part of your system! My dad's not a phone!
"Now get your brown fingers out of there before I hit you with this peculiar sausage."
Crying gymnist
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