a jew boy faces serious temptation reading goyim books

philosophy is man's finest creation short of socrates' chest hair ---- go drachma

spittin hot fiya when he got that fiya flowa

anime with red eyes wonders why he can't be more original

Congressmen discuss putting monkey cages in the white house

jay leno finally dies

the triforce of saucepans eradicates dark matter in favour of a much more fashionable pearly white

a frog-like creature dons chef toques in an exasperated attempt to defeat world hunger

a nasty green shit with some taco bell dipping sauce on him uses his two-pronged tongue to call out for some meth-head from need for shit

a statement advocating the competition between the colours rouge et bleu --- and a star with a one on it