A bomb takes a nice vacation with his sweetheart.

The curtains pull away to reveal, that it's nothing but grey.

There's faster ways to end it all guy.

A jalapeno tries to land on a rainbow in the sky. He falls to his death.

A man stands on his virginity, he says he doesn't play World of Warcraft, but everyone knows he is lying.

You are alone in the universe.

A nazi robot turns to the good side, as an organic root sprouts from the crown of his metal head.

Doodle or Die

A blue girl shares her love and kindness with a pink girl who refuses to accept it. The pink girl is very lonely.

A disgruntled furry

A man being told by his doctor that it is indeed terminal.

A man uttering "poop." as he falls into a sharp metal death trap.

New Chain

A grey squirrel admiring a fine ass acorn.

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