Michael Bay's first draft.

Person reacts appropriately to tumblr.

Bob was determined to beat his 13 year old son at basketball. He wasn't going to lose this time... whatever the cost.

An old woman waits in the shadows. She sees little Danny Turner. The boy who trampled her garden. It's time for retribution, Danny.

Chucky doesn't know what a "Poke_all" is.

Homicidal teddy bear is about to off his former best friend.

The Wicked Witch of the West has grown antlers!

Donkey Kong realizes he forgot to pack a lunch.

Warm tea.

A sloth laments about his homework.

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!

Mario's friend Toadstool becomes a clumsy PE teacher.