A stick man outside of his brown hut on the grey mountain bellows "Get it together" with whom is he speaking? Or does he look within........

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle got a jump rope for Xmas while using it he shouts "A fuckin jump rope!" I didn't know turtles could jump rope...

A red dot is quite livid. He is emitting red dot steam from the top of his red dot head. The creativity level on this drawing is very poor.

A creepy blue still-born girl beckons you for a kiss. The words "kiss me" somehow got etched on her stomach during passage thru the flower.

Doodle or Die

A rustic silver robot carries a blonde damsel with a red dress away. The woman shouts "Faster!" I hope she isn't humping the poor machine.

A black squiggle announces "Its the end!" I am still unsure of what end the squiggle is referring to, and quite nervous in my uncertainty.

The bashful shark is embarassed and says "Uh... Okay. If you say so..." Its cuteness rating has exceeded the chart's limitations. Adorable.

A puppy on its hind legs with the face of a woman stares intently at a jack-o-lantern. I cannot explain her interest in this simple object.

An easter egg in a nest is declaring "YEEE" although I'm not quite sure it's entirely possible for an egg to speak at all! Quite puzzling...

A man touches a large crack in a wall, and it apparently "feels good." He may have some crack fetish or he likes sticking his fingers in it.

An open book with a picture of a cat inside rests on the branch of a tree during the daytime the tree has 2 branches and 2 leaves one cloud.

A plastic surgeon has just operated on this young blond's entire body; it went so wrong. She is naked happy dancing with her new ugly body.

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