a robot (that one from the hitchhikers) floats in space quoting something (probably from the film) I HAVEN'T SEEN IT SORRY
a hand shoots flames
a pig wears the pope's hat whilst drinking a can of coke through a straw in the rain
Jesus and Hitler fight, the winner gets some cheesy poofs
a naked man sicks up blood
santa is pissed and fucks an elf
a man is wanking in the rain
Woman spits out fire after finding out her boyfriend has turned into a fish
Tom Nook tries to seduce everyone whilst wearing a pair of pink panties
A man with severed limbs is gutted about his turtle leaving him to go to Cambodia
tit wank
A gherkin eagerly watches a pumpkin lick a censored item at garden college