Doodle or Die

a robot (that one from the hitchhikers) floats in space quoting something (probably from the film) I HAVEN'T SEEN IT SORRY

a hand shoots flames

a pig wears the pope's hat whilst drinking a can of coke through a straw in the rain

Jesus and Hitler fight, the winner gets some cheesy poofs

a naked man sicks up blood

santa is pissed and fucks an elf

a man is wanking in the rain

Woman spits out fire after finding out her boyfriend has turned into a fish

Doodle or Die

Tom Nook tries to seduce everyone whilst wearing a pair of pink panties

Doodle or Die

A man with severed limbs is gutted about his turtle leaving him to go to Cambodia

tit wank

A gherkin eagerly watches a pumpkin lick a censored item at garden college

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