The quintessential Doodle or Die experience

A winged angel is climbing a lamppost to demonstrate his athleticism, while onlookers cheer him on. Very wholesome.

an evil sentient sock is roaming the woods at night, searching for its next victim, OH WAIT OH SHIT YOU'RE IT

The duck survived a shipwreck, is sad.

A not-so-friendly-looking clown with sharp teeth. Is that blood on his collar?

Uh-oh, someone's about to commit a gnomeicide

Christopher Columbus smoking a joint, thinking about getting some food from McDonalds

Those damn aliens be stealing our apples

Satan greets you warmly

The best and most based daedric prince in his natural habitat

The ripped dude from Beauty and the Beast (forget his name, Gaston or smth) offering some anime girls to come watch him eat five dozen eggs

Guts is leaving the Band of the Hawk to find his own way in this world. He does not suspect of the events that shall follow.