A father finds his son's modern art porn.

A child's first date.

A long-haired blind brunette girl wants rahn to stahp.

A man's head falls off while a giant teddy bear does nothing.

Chuck Norris owes you nothing, but he owes himself some clothes.

Riddle me this, Batman!

A sad black cat sits next to a black easter island head.

There's nothing worse than having fingertips and a mustache on your palm while trying to eat Cheetos.

Zuckerberg and the Super Mario Bros. on "The Price is Right".

A random dude gets ahold of Spongebob's inflatable arm.

A vertical pink eye with an eye booger at the top (which is not a present) shoots lighting at Pangea.

A happy "summer fresh" bottle that is red and has a cape.