The pizza king demands tribute and declares Primae Noctis to the serfs. All hail the pizza king, ruler of deliciousness!!

Man gets back from watching the entire twilight series, wants to rant. Wife says 'not in front of the kids'

Man wins bingo. His prize is the privilege to be pelted by the numbered balls. Not what he was expecting :I

This bro isnt fat, but he appears to be. Appearance vs Reality: Discuss

How I see a Michael Bay film.

Something you probably shouldnt do with a cactus

Mozart Mouse

This mermaid has starfish instead of nipples

A duel to the death in the dinosaur graveyard

The soulless cow awakes. It looks at you with longing, hungering eyes.

Blue sun is surprised that ice cream worship has reached the natives

Sarah you broke my heart, now all I can think about is dicks, fire, hearts with angel wings and a black crown